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▶ [1] William BurroughsThe concept album Outside is based, in part, on Bowie learning on his new computer. Coming across an app à la The Cut-up Method, the cosmic chameleon stitched together digital words, becoming “virtually the entire genesis” of his nineteenth album and fourth collaboration w/ Brian Eno. Bowie had just stepped away from finishing the soundtrack to 1993’s Buddha of Suburbia mini-series for BBC Televsion. -|-▶ [2] ContaminationOutside was just one of several albums, a set, that Bowie started to work on w/ Brian Eno. The next one was to be Contamination, peopled w/ “17th century characters”. The day after Bowie’s death, Eno recalled: “About a year ago [David and I] started talking about Outside – the last album we worked on together. We both liked that album a lot and felt that it had fallen through the cracks. We talked about revisiting it, taking it somewhere new. I was looking forward to that.” -|-▶ [3] Album-|- Producers: David Bowie, Brian Eno -|- David Richards (co-producer) -|- Mixing and additional treatments: David Richards, David Bowie -|- Mastering: David Richards, Kevin Metcalfe -|- Assistant Engineers: Ben Fenner, Andy Grassi, Jon Goldberger, Domonik Tarqua -|- Album Design & Image Manipulation: Denovo -|- Photography: John Scarisbrick -|- Stylist: Jennifer Elster -|- Recorded at Mountain Studios, Switzerland. -|- Mixed and additional treatments by David Ricahrds, assisted by David Bowie. -|- Mastered by David Ricahrds and Kevin Metcalfe at The TownHouse Digital Mastering Studios, London. -|-▶ [4] Musicians-|- David Bowie: vocals, saxophone, guitar, keyboards -|- Brian Eno: synthesizers, treatments, oblique strategies -|- Reeves Gabrels: guitar -|- Erdal Kızılçay: bass, keyboards -|- Mike Garson: grand piano -|- Sterling Campbell: drums -|- Carlos Alomar: rhythm guitar -|- Joey Baron: drums -|- Yossi Fine: bass -|- Tom Frish: additional guitar on “Strangers When We Meet” -|- Kevin Armstrong: additional guitar on “Thru’ These Architects Eyes” -|- Bryony, Lola, Josey and Ruby Edwards: background vocals on “The Heart’s Filthy Lesson” and “I Am With Name” -|-▶ [5] OuttakesIncludes: “Enemy is Fragile” – “I’d Rather Be Chrome” – “Dead Men Don’t Talk” – “Inside the Motel” – “Baby Fingers” – – “Hide Me We Creep Together Part 1” – “Hide Me We Creep Together Part 2 – “The First Time” – “Hello Leon” – “OK Riot”. -|-▶ [6] TourOn the Outside tour, Bowie and his band would come onstage while opening act Nine Inch Nails was finishing, and both bands performed “Subterraneans”, “Hallo Spaceboy” and “Scary Monsters”, followed by 2 NIN songs (“Reptile” and “Hurt”), after which NIN decamped and Bowie’s set played on. -|-▶ [7 Lyrics] Leon Takes Us Outside: Leon BlankValentines Day - 25 - June - 16th - Wednesday - July 6th - 20 - 0 - 20 - 15 - Martin Luther King Day - June 18th - June 6th - Wednesday - August 18th - 9th - 1999 - 12 - Nicholas - August - Wednesday - 13th - Sunday - 5th - March - October - January - October 13th - Wednesday - Martin Luther King Day - Afternoon - In view of nothing - 20 - 0 - 1 - Late winter - Martin Luther King Day - 12 - 16 - August - Wednesday - 13th - Friday - 7 - June. -|-▶ [8 Lyrics] Outside: PrologueNow. Not tomorrow. Yesterday, not tomorrow. It happens today, the damage today. They fall on today - they beat on the outside, and I'll stand by you. - Now. Not tomorrow. It's happening now, not tomorrow. It’s happening now. The crazed in the hot-zone. The mental and diva’s hands. The fisting of life to the music outside, to the music outside. It happens outside, the music is outside. It’s happening outside, the music is outside. It’s happening now, not tomorrow. Yesterday. Not tomorrow. The music is outside. It’s happening outside. The music is outside. Outside. -|-▶ [9 Lyrics] The Heart’s Filthy Lesson: Detective Nathan Adler(Heart’s filthy lesson) There’s always the Diamond friendly, sitting in the Laugh Motel. The Heart’s filthy lesson, with her hundred miles to hell. Oh, Ramona, if there was only something between us, other than our clothes. Something in our skies. Something in our blood. Paddy, Paddy, who’s been wearing Miranda’s clothes? It's the Heart’s filthy lesson - falls upon deaf ears. (Heart’s filthy lesson) Falls upon deaf ears. (Heart’s filthy lesson) Oh Ramona, if there was only some kind of future. And these cerulean skies: Something in our skies - something in our blood. Paddy, Paddy? Paddy, oh Paddy, I think I’ve lost my way. (Heart’s filthy lesson) I’m already five years older I’m already in my grave. (Heart’s filthy lesson) Will you carry me? Oh Paddy, I think I’ve lost my way. Paddy, what a fantastic death abyss. (Heart’s filthy lesson) It’s the Heart’s filthy lesson. Tell the others. -|-▶ [10 Lyrics] A Small Plot of Land: Citizens of Oxford TownPoor soul. Spit upon that. Poor soul, he never knew what hit him - and it hit him so. Poor dunce. He pushed back the pigmen. The Barbs laughed - the fool is dead. Poor dunce. He’s less than within us. The brains talk but the will to live is dead. And prayer can’t travel so far these days. The talk of your life, standing so near - to innocent eyes. Poor dunce. Swings thru the tunnels and claws his way. Is small life so manic? Are these really the days. Poor dunce, poor soul. -|-▶ [11 Lyrics] (Segue) Baby Grace (a Horrid Cassette): Baby Grace BlueTest, testing, testing - This, hmmm, Grace is my name - And and I was...um... - It was that photo... a fading photograph of a patch..., a patchwork quilt. - And they’ve put me on these ... - Ramona put me on these interest drugs - So I’m thinking very too bit too fast like a brain hatch - And ah they won’t let me see anybody - If I want to sometimes ... and I ask - I can still hear some pop...popular musics and aftershocks. (Ahhh-choo) See I’ve been watching a television of um... in the homelands - That’s the new homelands and um that’s all I can remember - And now they just want me to be quiet - And I think something is going to be horrid. -|-▶ [12 Lyrics] Hallo Spceboy: Paddy(Hallo) Spaceboy - you’re sleepy now - Your silhouette is so stationary - You’re released but your custody calls - And I want to be free - Don’t you want to be free - Do you like girls or boys - It’s confusing these days - But Moondust will cover you - Cover you - This chaos is killing me - So bye bye love - Yeah bye bye love - Bye bye love - Yeah bye bye love - This chaos is killing me - And the chaos is calling me - Yeah bye bye love - Yeah bye bye love - Bye bye love - Good time love - Be sweet sweet dove - Bye bye spaceboy - Bye bye love. -|-▶ [13 Lyrics] The Motel: Leon BlankFor we’re living in a safety zone don’t be holding back from me. We’re living from hour to hour down here and we’ll take it when we can. It’s a kind of living which recognises the death of the odourless man. When nothing is vanity nothing’s too slow. It’s not Eden but it’s no sham. There is no hell there is no shame. There is no hell like an old hell. There is no hell and it’s lights up, boys. Lights up boys. Explosion falls upon deaf ears while we’re swimming in a sea of sham. Living in the shadow of vanity - a complex fashion for a simple man. And there is no hell and there is no shame and there is no hell like an old hell. There is no hell and the silence flies on its brief flight. A razor sharp crap shoot affair and we light up our lives. And there’s no more of me exploding you. Re-exposing you. Like everybody do. Re-exploding you. I don’t know what to use. Make somebody move. Me exploding. Me exploding you. -|-▶ [14 Lyrics] I Have Not Been to Oxford Town: Leon BlankBaby Grace is the victim, she was 14 years of age. And the wheels are turning, turning, for the finger points at me. All's well but I have not been to Oxford Town - all’s well no I have not been to Oxford Town. Toll the bell pay the private eye. All’s well - 20th century dies. And the prison priests are decent, my attorney seems sincere. I fear my days are numbered - Lord get me out of here. All’s well but I have not been to Oxford Town - all’s well but I have not been to Oxford Town. This is your shadow on my wall. This is my flesh and blood. This is what I could’ve been. And the wheels are turning and turning, as the 20th century dies. If I had not ripped the fabric, if time had not stood still, if I had not met Ramona, if I’d only paid my bill. All’s well but I have not been to Oxford Town - all’s well but I have not been to Oxford Town. This is my bunk with two sheets, this is my food though foul, this is what I could have been. -|-▶ [15 Lyrics] No Control: Detective Nathan AdlerStay away from the future, back away from the light, it’s all deranged - no control. Sit tight in your corner, don’t tell God your plans, it’s all deranged - no control. If I could control tomorrow’s haze, the darkened shore wouldn’t bother me. If I can’t control the web we weave, my life will be lost in the fallen leaves. Every single move’s uncertain, don’t tell God your plans, it’s all deranged - no control. I should live my life on bended knee if I can’t control my destiny. You’ve gotta have a scheme, you’ve gotta have a plan, in the world of today, for tomorrow’s man. No control. Stay away from the future, don’t tell God your plans, it’s all deranged - no control. Forbidden words, deafen me in memory - no control. See how far a sinful man burns his tracks, his bloody robes. -|-▶ [16 Lyrics] (Segue) Algeria Touchshriek: Algeria TouchshriekMy name is Mr. Touchshriek, of Touchshriek, with mail over and fantasy. My shop sells egg shells off the shesores and empty females. I’m thinking of leasing the room above my shop to a Mr. Walloff Domburg - a reject from the world wide Internet. He’s a broken man; I’m also a broken man. It would be nice to have company. We could have great conversations. Looking through windows for demons, and watching the young advance in - all electric. Some of the houses around here still have inhabitants in them. I’m not sure if they’re from this country or not. I don’t get to speak much to anyone or that sort of thing. If I had another broken name - oh, I dream of something like that. -|-▶ [17 Lyrics] The Voyeur of Utter Destruction (as Beauty): Artist / MinotaurI shake - at the mother’s brutal vermin. I shake - and stare at the watery moon. With the same desire, as the sober Philistine. And I shake (turn and turn again) worm, the pain and blade - turn and turn again. The screw is a tightening atrocity - I shake. For the reeking flesh is as romantic as hell. The need to have seen it all: the voyeur of utter destruction - as beauty. I shake - turn and turn again - I shake - turn and turn again - I shake. Research has pierced all extremes of my sex. Call it a day - call it a day. Needle point life blinds the will to be next - call it a day. Today. -|-▶ [18 Lyrics] (Segue) Ramona A. Stone / I Am With Name: Ramona A. Stone + her AcolytesI was Ramona A. Stone. I started with no enemies of my own. I was an artiste in a tunnel. But I’ve been having a mid-life crisis, and I’ve been dreaming in a sleep. And ape men with metal parts, I’ve spat upon deeply felt age. I’ve hid my hearts in, and I hate the funny colored english. We’ll creep together you and I, for I know who the small friends are. I am with name, I am with name, I am Ramona A Stone. A night fear female. Good timing drone. I am with name, I am with name, I am Ramona A Stone. (She should say: twitch & stream - it’ll end in chrome - night of the female - good time drone.) A person who loses a name, feels anxiety descending. Left at the crossroads, between the centuries - a millenium fetish. (Give it to me one more time!) Anxiety descending. -|-▶ [19 Lyrics] Wishful Beginnings: Artist / MinotaurCruising around me - the flames burn my body. Wishful beginnings - does this remind them again and again? You’re a sorry little girl. You’re a sorry little girl. Please hide - for the pain must feel like snow. You’re a sorry little girl. Sorry, little girl. Please hide from the kiss and the bite - shame burns. Breathing in, breathing out. Breathing in only doubt - the pain must feel like snow. I’m no longer your golden boy. Sorry little girl, I’m sorry little girl. The pain must feel like snow, there you go. Cover me, cover me. We flew on the wings. We were deep in the dead air, and this one will never go down. We had such wishful beginnings, but we lived unbearable lives. I’m sorry little girl. Sorry, little girl. So so sorry little girl. The pain must feel like snow. There you go, there you go. -|-▶ [20 Lyrics] We Prick You: Members of the Court of JusticeWhite boys falling on the fires of night (I wish you’d tell). Flesh punks burning in their glue. Revolution comes in the strangest way (I wish you’d tell). I’d rather be inside you. Tell the truth - we prick you. (You show respect even if you disagree - you show respect.) Mama can I kiss you daddy can I ***you (We wish you well). Innocence passed me by. Wanna be screwing when the nightmare comes (I wish you well). Wanna come quick and die. All the little rose-kissed foxy girls - shoes, shoes, little white shoes; where have all the flowers gone? All the little fragile champion boys - toys, toys, little black toys; dripping on the end of a gun (Even if you disagree). -|-▶ [21 Lyrics] (Segue) Nathan Adler: Detective Nathan AdlerOld Touchschriek was the main nameserver. Suspected of being a shoulder surfer, but he didn’t know from shit about challenge response systems. Now Ramona A Stone we know was selling interest drugs. She got males all hung up on her mind filters. She was if you don't mind me saying so an update demon. Now Leon, he couldn’t wait for 12 o’clock midnight. He jumps up on the stage with a criss criss machete and slashes around cutting a zero on everything. I mean a zero - in the fabric of time itself. Was this a suspect? I says to myself - Woa! “Quelle courage!” - Oh wait, I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me take you back to when it all began– -|-▶ [22 Lyrics] I’m Deranged: Artist / MinotaurFunny how secrets travel, I’d start to believe - if I were to bleed. Thin skies, the man chains his hands held high. Cruise me blond cruise me babe. A blond belief beyond beyond beyond. No return no return. I’m deranged. Deranged, my love. I’m deranged down down down. So cruise me babe cruise me baby. And the rain sets in, it’s the angel-man - I’m deranged. Cruise me cruise me cruise me babe. The clutch of life and the fist of love - over your head - big deal Salaam. Be real deranged Salaam, before we reel. I’m deranged. -|-▶ [23 Lyrics] Thru These Architect’s Eyes: Leon BlankStomping along on this big Phillip Johnson, is delay just wasting my time? Looking across at Richard Rogers, scheming dreams to blow both their minds. It’s difficult you see, to give up baby, to leave a job, when you know you know the money’s from day to day. All the majesty of a city landscape. All the soaring days in our lives. All the concrete dreams in my mind’s eye. All the joy I see thru these architect’s eyes. Cold winter bleeds on the girders of Babel. This stone boy watching the crawling land. Rings of flesh and the towers of iron. The steaming caves and the rocks and the sand. Stomping along on this big Phillip Johnson, is delay just wasting my time? It’s difficult you see to give up baby, these summer scumholes, this goddamned starving life. -|-▶ [24 Lyrics] (Segue) Nathan Adler: Detective Nathan Adler▶ [25 Lyrics] Strangers When We Meet: Leon Blank▶ [26 Credits]
Based on reports from, among others,
Nick DeRiso,
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bowiesongs; The National; Jason Lundberg; One Half of the Bowlettes; lo-fi noise makers; wn; john b; Mauro B. C.; sonyakossta; Timetakesafag; SenseOfDoubt1; bowiechick; Beco2103; theMusicofmyLife1; BOWIElover; Jorge Gago Lopez; Matt Chamberlain; joymarr; KyOdar; BlueM2012; Halloweenjack84; Anna Dennis; david bowie tin machine.
▶ [28] The Diary of Nathan Adler-|- The Annotated Diary of Nathan Adler
aka THE
ART-RITUAL MURDER OF BABY GRACE BLUE A non-linear Gothic Drama Hyper-cycle |- ¶ -| It was at precisely 5:47am on the morning of Friday 31 of December 1999 that a dark spirited pluralist began the dissection of 14-year-old “Baby Grace.” The arms of the victim were pin-cushioned w/ 16 hypodermic needles, pumping in four major preservatives, colouring agents, memory information transport fluids and some kind of green stuff. From the last and 17th, all blood and liquid was extracted. The stomach area was carefully flapped open and the intestines removed, disentangled and re-knitted as it were, into a small net or web and hung btw. the pillars of the murder-location, the grand damp doorway of Oxford Town Museum of Modern Parts, New Jersey. |- ¶ -| The limbs of Baby were then severed from the torso. Each limb was implanted w/ a small, highly sophisticated, binary-code translator which in turn was connected to small speakers attached to far ends of each limb. The self-contained mini amplifiers were then activated, amplifying the decoded memory info-transport substances, revealing themselves as little clue haikus, small verses detailing memories of other brutal acts, well documented by the ROMbloids. |- ¶ -| The limbs and their components were then hung upon the splayed web, slug-like prey of some unimaginable creature. The torso, by means of its bottom-most orifice, had been placed on a small support fastened to a marble base. It was shown to varying degrees of success depending upon where one stood from behind the web but in front of the museum door itself, acting as both signifier and guardian to the act. It was definitely murder – but was it art? |- ¶ -| All this was to be the lead-up to the most provocative event in the whole sequence of serial-events that had started around November of tha same year, plunging me into the most portentous chaos-abyss that a quiet lone-hacker like myself could comprehend. |- ¶ -| My name is NATHAN ADLER, or Detective Professor Adler in my circuit. I’m attached to the division of Art-Crime Inc., the recently instigated corporation funded by an endowment from the Arts Protectorate of London, it being felt that the investigation of art-crimes was in itself inseparable from other forms of expression and therefore worthy of support from this significant body. |- ¶ -| Nicolas Serota himself had deemed us, the small-fry of the division, worthy of an exhibit at last year’s Biennale in Venice, three rooms of evidence and comparative study work which conclusively proved that the cow in Mark Tansey’s “The Innocent Eye Test” could not differentiate btw. Paulus Potter’s “The Young Bull” of 1647 (exactly 300 years before I was born, incidentally) and one of Monet’s grain stack paintings of the 1890s. The traditional art press deemed this extrapolation “bullshit” and removed itself to study the more formal ideas contained in Damien Hirst’s “Sheep In a Box.” Art’s a farmyard. It’s my job to pick thru the manure heap looking for peppercorns. Friday - 12-31-99 – 10:15a |- ¶ -| As in any crime, my first position is to peruse the motive-gag. The recent spate, thru ’98-’99, of concept-muggings pretty much had me pulling breath for an art-murder. It was a crime whose time was now. The precedents were all there. It had probably its beginnings in the ’70s w/ the Viennese castrationists and the blood-rituals of Nitsch. Public revultion put the lid on that episode, but you can’t keep a good ghoul down. |- ¶ -| Spurred on by Chris Burden’s having himself shot by his collaborator in a gallery, tied up in a bag, thrown on a highway and then crucified upon the top of a Volkswage, stories circulated thru the nasty-neon of NY night that a young Korean artist was the self-declared patient of wee-hours surgery in cut and run operations at not-so-secret locations in the city. If you found out about it, you could go and watch this guy having bits and pieces removed under anaesthetic. |- ¶ -| A finger-joint one night, a limb another. By the dawning of the ’80s, rumour had it that he was down to a torso and one arm. He’d asked to be left in a cave in the Catskills, fed every so often by his acolytes. He didn’t do much after that, I guess he read a lot. Maybe wrote a whole bunch. I suppose you can never tell what an artist will do once he’s peaked. |- ¶ -| Round this same time, Bowie the singer remarked on a coupla goons who frequented the Berlin bars wearing full surgery regalia: caps, aprons, rubber gloves and masks. The cutting edge. |- ¶ -| Then came Damien Hirst w/ the Shark-Cow-Sheep thing. No humans, palatable ritual for the worldwide public. The acceptable face of gore. Meanwhile in the US, 1994, I was in town on the night of the Athey scarifications. Thursday - 10.27.94 – 122 E. Village, Manhattan |- ¶ -| Ron Athey, performance artist not for the squeamish - former heroin addict-HIV positive, pushes what looks like a knitting needle repeatedly into his forehead, a crown of blood, must hurt like hell. Stream red dribble-dribble. No screams. Face moves in pain. Carried upstage and scrubbed down in his own blood. Then water. Now dresses in nice suit and tie. Now in the black T-shirt and jeans, carving, w/ a disposable salpel, patterns, into the back of Daryl Carlton, a black man. Bloody blotted paper towels then hung on a washing line suspended over the heads of the audience. Blood-prints from life. An extremely limited edition. When it was first performed back in March, “Four Scenes in a Harsh Life” exploded controversy shrapnel through-out the National Endowment for the Arts. “We have taken every precaution w/ our disposal systems,” An Athey spokes-person said. “The towels containing the blood are immediately deposited in hazardous-waste bags. Each evening, the material will be driven to a hospital for final disposal.” Athey says he is dealing w/ issues of self-loathing, suffering, healing and redemption. Friday – 12-31-99 – 10:30a – Museum of Modern Parts |- ¶ -| I’m drinking up the Oxford Town. New Jersey fume. Salty and acid. Maybe I can get a handle on this thing back in Soho at the bureau. It used to be Rothko’s studio, now the playground for all us Art-Crime folk, AC’s or “the daubers” as we’re dubbed. Rothko himself, in a deep-dark-drunk one night, carefully removed his clothes, folded them up neatly, placing them upon a chair, lay upon the floor in a crucified position and after several attempts, found the soft blue pump of his wrists and checked out He’d held the razor blades btw. wads of tissue paper so that he wouldn’t cut his fingers. Deep thinker. Always was. 11:00am - “Dauber” HQ, Soho |- ¶ -| The only names the Data bank can associate w/ Baby Grace are Leon Blank, Ramona A. Stone and Algeria Touchshriek. The rundowns are brief but not to the point: |- ¶ -| RAMONA A. STONE: Female. Caucasian. Mid-40s. Assertive maintenance interest-drug dealer and Tyrannical Futurist. No convictions. Contacts: Leon Blank, Baby Grace Blue, Algeria Touchshriek. |- ¶ -| LEON BLANK: Male. Mixed race. 22 years. Outsider. Three convictions for petty theft, appropriation w/ plagiarism w/out license. Contacts: Baby Grace Blue, Algeria Touchshriek. |- ¶ -| ALGERIA TOUCHSHRIEK : Male. Caucasian. 78 years. Owner of small establishment on Rail Yard. Oxford Town, NJ. Deals in art-drugs and DNA prints. Fence for all apparitions of any medium. Harmless, lonely. |- ¶ -| Small cog, no wheels. Not much to go on but R.A. Stone weighs heavy on my memory. No problem, it’ll come back. Best thing to do now is feed all relevant pieces into the Mack-Verbasiser, the Metarandom programme that re-strings real life facts as im-probable virtual-fact. I may get a lead or two from that. ... 11:15a |- ¶ -| Jesus Who. I hate typing. Anyhow, we’ve got some real interesting solvents from Mack-random. How about this! Verbasiser down-load, first block: No convictions of assertive saints believed Caucasian way-out tyrannical evoked no images described – Christian saints questions no female cristian machine believed no work is caucasian assertive saints believed female described christian tyrannical questions – R. A. Stone convictions martyrs and tyrannicals are evoked Female described sado-masochist questions – I am suicide described the fabric machine – Slashing way out saints and martyrs and thrown downstairs. |- ¶ -| Now the swirl begins. Now the image stack backs up and takes center stage. Ramona A. Stone, I remember this thickness, this treacly liquid thought. But wait, I’m ahead of myself. 6-15-77 – Kreutzburg, Berlin |- ¶ -| It’s two in the morning. I can’t sleep for the screaming of some poor ostracised Turkish immigrant screaming his guts out from over the street. His hawking shriek sounds semi-stifled like he’s got a pillow over his mouth. But the desperation comes through the spongy rubber like a knife. It cuts the breeze and bangs my eardrums. I take a walk past the fabric machine, turn left onto a street w/ no name. The caucasian suicide center, naked and grimy, silhouetted by fungus yellow street lamps female slashing way-out saints for a dollar a time thrown downstairs if you can’t take any more. Pure joy of retreat into death, led by the shepherdess. Anti mixed-race posters pasted upon their altar of pop-death icons party people. |- ¶ -| A zero w/ no name looks dull-eyed to Ms. Stone, the drone that says “in the future, everything was up to itself.” Yea. |- ¶ -| I remember Ramona. She set herself up as the no-future priestess of the Caucasian Suicide Temple, vomiting out her doctrine of death-as-eternal-party into the empty vessels of Berlin youth. The top floor rooms were the gateways to giving up to the holy ghost. She must have overseen more than 30 or 40 check-outs before the local squad twigged what was going down. 10-28-94 |- ¶ -| New Yorker magazine, advance copy celebrating fashion. It’s a first of its kind since Tina Brown took over as editor. One look is all it took. It took the look and wrote a new book on what sophi-staplites would take and bake. Guy Bourdin featured heavily in this new eDISHion. Since the advent of AIDS and the new morality, and, of course his death, his dark sexy fatal style had fallen out of Vogue. |- ¶ -| An uncompromising photographer, he had found a twisty avenue through desire and death. A white female leg sticking gloomily out of a bath of black liquid enamel. Two glued up babes covered in tiny pearls. The glue prevented their skins from breathing and they pass out. “Oh it would be beautiful,” he is to have said, “to photograph them dead in bed.” |- ¶ -| He was a French Guy. He had known Man Ray. Loved Lewis Carroll. His first gig was doing hats for Vogue. He’d place dead flies or bees on the faces of the models, or, female head wears hat crushed btw. three skinned calves heads, tongues lolling. What was this? Fine Arts? The surrealists might even think his work passé. Well, it was the ’50s, that's what it was. The tight-collar ’50s seen through unspeakable hostility. He wanted but he couldn’t paint. So he threw globs of revengeful hatred at his nubile subjects. He would systematically pull the phone cord out of the wall. He was never to be distrubed. Distrubed. Never. Everything and everyone died round him. |- ¶ -| One shoot focusing upon a woman lying in bed was said to be a reconstruction of his estranged wife’s death. Another picture has woman in a phone booth making some frantic call. Her hand is pressed whitely against the glass. Behind her and outside are two female bodies partially covered by the autumn leaves. His dream, so he told friends, was to do shoots in the morgue, w/ the stiffs as mannequins. I don’t know. I just read this stuff. Now his spirit was being resurrected. We’re mystified by blood. It’s our enemy now. We don’t understand it. Can’t live w/ it. Can’t, well ... y’know? Friday - 12-31-99 - 11:30a |- ¶ -| After surgery and investment in a bullet-proof mask, Ramona turned up in London, Canada as owner of a string of body-parts jewellery stores. Lamb penis necklaces, goat-scrotum purses, nipple earrings, that sort of thing. The word on the street, however, suggested that it was not in the best of interests to become one of her clients as occassionally, a customer would step into her shop and not come out again. |- ¶ -| The whistle blew after a much-loved and highly respected celebrity, known for being known, failed to show for a gallery-hanging of her mirrors. Other celebrities, equally known for being known, some only to each other, thought it the most profound exhibit in years and couldn’t take their eyes off the works. All the pieces sold within an hour, many for record prices. |- ¶ -| When the critic for Tate magazine asked for an interview w/ the celebrity-artist, the gallery owner recalled that he hadn't seen her since earlier that day. She’d mentioned that she would be going shopping for a diamond-encrusted unbilical cord as a celebratory thing to announce her pregnancy. She would be back in an hour. Just a quick stop at the “Gallstone.” |- ¶ -| 1986. That pregnancy would have been produced a being that would be around 14 years of age. If it was still alive. |- ¶ -| To be continued...
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❝Dead 3,000 Years ... But Alive! ❞ When a nearly intact tomb belonging to egyptian royalty was discovered in 1922, foreign correspondent John L. Balderston was there covering it for the New York World. The world then became somewhat familiar w/ the ancients’ belief in immortality as well as the science of embalming, an operation taking 70 days to achieve and presided over by Anubis. Balderston was later hired to produce the screenplay for a fantasia based on a fiction, fashioned from a backstory by Nina Wilco Putnam, on the life of 18th-c. french hypnotist Caliostro. The result dipped romance into ungodly goo that only Hollywood could concoct. 1. The Mummy (1932) As the 1921 field expedition season opens in Egypt, members of the British Museum discover a coffin and a body inside. “The gods of Egypt still live in these hills, in their ruined temples.” Boris Karloff is the mummy Imhotep, awakened by tomb-hunters and pursuing the reincarnation of his princess Anck-es-en-Amon – in flapper-era London. 2. The Mummy’s Hand (1940) Following a map, archaeologists find the tomb of the princess Ananka, and by breaking the seal of the seven jackals unleash a terror that has waited 3,000 years to be reborn. “We search for the tomb of a princess, and all we find is the mummy of a man.” Tom Tyler is the reanimated Kharis – imparting to the role his famous lurch and one dead arm. Eduardo Cianelli plays the high priest. 3. The Mummy’s Tomb (1942) Opening his eyes for the first time as the mummy Kharis, Lon Chaney Jr will seek vengeance for the tomb desecration of his princess Ananka. “The curse on that tomb extends to the blood relations of all who entered it.” Turhan Bey is Mehemet Bey. 4. The Mummy’s Ghost (1944) Ramsay Ames is the american reincarnation of the princess Ananka, and Lon Chaney Jr again plays the mummy Kharis, crossing the Atlantic Ocean to court her. “First it’s the Mummy. Now it’s a reincarnated woman!” John Carradine plays Yousef Bey, and George Zucco is Andoheb. 5. The Mummy’s Curse (1944) Lon Chaney Jr is revived a third time as the mummy Kharis, and finds reason to wade into the Louisiana bayou where a crypt holds dead princess Ananka, his beloved Virginia Christine. “I can never get too much sun.” Peter Coe is Dr Ilzor Zandaabm, and Dennis Moore plays Dr Halsey. ❝One could make an animal, a tissue, transparent! One could make it invisible! All except the pigments — I could be invisible!❞ – Jack Griffin Based on sight gags and stagecraft, The Invisible Man and its sequels helped nudge theatre to keep up w/ the maturing motion pictures behemoth. Based on a victorian fantasia on the consequences of scientific frontiers. 1. The Invisible Man (1933) A scientist’s unholy experiments into invisibility is realized, and now he regrets it. Claude Rains is the Invisible Man, slowly turning homicidal due to the formula’s side effect. “… a few murders here and there.” Gloria Stuart as his fiancée, E.E. Clive is the constable, Una O’Connor the innkeeper. 2. The Invisible Man Returns (1940) In an altruistic moment, the mad scientist’s brother re-creates the invisibility formula in order to release a man on death row and to find the real killer. “I can’t find peace in the underworld.” Vincent Price is the brother who becomes the second Invisible Man, w/ Sir Cedric Hardwicke, Alan Napier, Nan Grey. 3. The Invisible Woman (1940) Kitty Carroll answers an ad to be a subject in a science experiment, and is bombarded by an invisibility ray. “I’m nothin’ but a nothin’.” Blackie and his gang get word of this miracle and become interested. John Barrymore is the mad scientist, w/ Oskar Homolka, Shemp Howard, Maria Montez, Anne Nagel. 4. Invisible Agent (1942) When axis agents arrive to steal the invisibility formula, the grandson to the scientist runs off w/ the notebooks. Jon Hall then ingests the formula and parachutes into Berlin, to bring the war home, as the Invisible Agent. “I can’t tell you people apart.” Screenplay by Curt Siodmak. With Peter Lorre, Sir Cedric Hardwicke, Albert Basserman, Ilona Massey, J. Edward Bromberg, Key Luke. 5. The Invisible Man’s Revenge (1944) A mad scientist succeeds in stabilizing the invisibility formula and turns ghoulish. John Carradine is Dr Drury. “Pioneers have always to contend w/ fools.” Jon Hall returns again as the invisible one, w/ Gale Sondergaard, Lester Mathews, Halliwell Hobbes.
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Working nine to five as a reporter for a city daily must not leave time to do much else. As a single female working and living alone in Metroplis, how do you find balance in your life?
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Howard Stark , who built Stark Industries in the early 20th century, demonstrates his levitating motorcar at the 1939 New York World’s Fair. |
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Immortal DANE WHITMAN brought his time-tested skills as the Black Knight to the early days of filmmaking, creating a phantasmagorical chariot race for Fritz Lang’s 1929 silent scifi ‘Woman in the Moon.’ These days, he still does stunts for Hollywood, in his guise as a neo-knight.
Although he owns a Legion flight ring, MICHAEL JON CARTER, when in no hurry, still drives. He comes from the future, sheathed in a super-suit boasting futuristic tech, but the visceral feel of rubber on road gives Booster Gold a jolly jolt unlike any other.
Mysterious Inque , liquid nemesis of Batman Beyond, can seep in and out of her liquid limo, which has no openings.
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Parking behind the world’s first eco-fire station, JIMON KWAN goes in to give a demonstration -- in her capacity as Silver of China Force -- on her mutant ability to drain heat and convert it into light.
Before he went to war as the Fighting American , NELSON FLAGG’s father gave him a 1915 Ford Speedster – it later crashed and burned; (below) rolling off the assembly line.
It takes two of JAMIE MADROX, the Multiple Man , to control this double-wide jeep.
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The grandfather, and great-grandfather, of JAMES JESSE, who tormented the Flash with weaponized toys, were vaudevillians who specialized in mechanized traps. In 1961, their grandson would continue these research in self-powered add-ons, and once built a portable gas tank, with a hand-held accelerator, as a dry-run to a life of crime as the Trickster .
An inside-out refrigerated truck, driven by LEONARD SNART, who uses stolen science to commit crime as Captain Cold , wielding a raygun capable of shooting out absolute-zero particles that turn to ice.
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H.G. Wells jumped at the chance to take a spin in a new motorcar that his friends and fellow futurists at Stark Industries brought over to London. The author of The Invisible Man is fidgets with the controls as the self-driving car crosses the river Thames.
This tasty USSR-era Trabant was on display in a Belgrade art gallery when Harley Quinn , the ‘merry menace’, happened by, took one look, and brought it home.
Nicknamed the Drop, a rarely seen Bugatti Type 57 Atlantic, which belongs to ARTHUR CURRY, aka Aquaman .
Imperator Furiosa ’s go-to wheels when she’s off the clock and she’s not tangling with Dementus, Praetorian Jack, or Immortan Joe.
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JOHNNY STORM’s coin toss: “Let’s get going, Torchy! Bank robbers ain’t exactly our speed! Hey! Ya missed the coin bucket!” Torch : “But I threw it okay! It wasn’t my fault! The bucket moved!”
After punching Hitler’s face in his debut, the city of Manhattan awarded STEVE ROGERS a spanking red 1937 Ford, which he drove cross-country to the Golden Gate. Then he made up for lost years with a Corvette. These days, Captain America ’s ride is a 1960 Chevrolet, always parked on the street; repeatedly stolen then returned because it was a badge of honor to leave the key in the ignition.
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Before he took control of the ‘human thunderbolt’, Johnny Thunder attended school in Europe -- having won a music scholarship. When he found out how little his room cost, the man with Bahdnisian powers promptly bought a Minor Morris convertible.
Narrowly escaping the silver-age Human Torch, BENTLEY WITTMAN is chaffeured to safety and to continue waging crime as the Wizard : “Fire is a powerful weapon! But I possess the greatest weapon of all – the world’s greatest brain!”
No way is the mysterious Dolphin a landlubber, so whenever adventures take her inland she always drives there in her 1962 Shark roadster, featuring an aquarium pod and other aquatic accoutrements.
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Retiring sometime in 1950 as the sorcerer supreme, the Ancient One drove home to Kamar-Taj in Tibet, fording many rivers, and aided by locals, ever grateful for their deliverance from the evil Kaluu, who now battles his successor, STEVEN STRANGE. |
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Suddenly, the hovering air-car is jolted by a fantastic wave of force … that is when Nick Fury sees an awesome figure who stands waiting to confront the dynamic director of SHIELD”
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mystery in space #8 (jun-jul 1952)
Another surreal episode for the Knights of the Galaxy is just getting underway, in an adventure ‘For King Arthur and Britain.’
Having a bit of fun while Superman recovers from their latest encounter, Mr Mxyzptlk , the imp from the fifth dimension, uses elsewhere science to rearrange this car’s components, then proceeds to drive.
Becoming ephemeral by putting on a pseudoderm mask, VIC SAGE blends in with his camouflage car, showing up as the Question , and joining Blue Beetle, Captain Atom and Nightshade in the original Sentinels of Justice.
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When the Queen Bee returned to planet Earth for a rematch with the Justice League, she first went to the Citroen museum in Aulnay-sous-Bois, near Paris, stole an experimental 1940s light-weight hovercar, which became a beehive bed-chamber; damaged and abandoned, it still oscillates when touched, awaiting further instructions from ZAZZALA, insect queen from planet Korll.
After leaving Oliver Queen and his life as crime-fighter Speedy, ROY HARPER took to the road in an oft-vandalzied, therefore oft-repainted van. Tooling around England and known as the Arsenal , he asked Banksy for a new skin.
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Random page from a mid-century portfolio belonging to billionaire industrialist Tony Stark : a 1958 Nucleon, a Norman Bel Geddes prototype, a 1949 Tabot Iago, and a 1959 Firebird.
Sue Richards drove this custom-built Hispano-Suiza, previously owned by an heir to the Dubonnet fortune, to fetch AGATHA HARKNESS, her son’s new governess. It was a regal ride befitting the witch-supreme of New Salem, who brought along, as a baby present, this mysterious rocking-seahorse.
An early electric car prototype from the morbid mind of OSWALD HUBERT LOOMIS, aka the Prankster .
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When asked by her mom, JENNIFER WALTERS, who was studying overseas, sent this blurry pix of her prize purchase: a car ideal for camping, and that was when Jennifer got into an accident, needed blood from her cousin Bruce, and began a new chapter in her life as the ravishing rough She-Hulk .
In 1923, one-year-old TONY STARK visited the Fiat Factory in Turin with his father, and admired their roof treatment; when the Avengers Mansion was later built, he would re-create their race-car on-roof track.
Besides lending his occult skills to combat black magic, Giovanni Zatara performs as a stage magician, and is the reason for this 1959 Lincoln, with a sturdy trunk to for stage props.
Tony Stark gave this vintage 1954 Ford to his executive assistant Pepper Potts , in recognition for her aid during their first caper, when ‘The Mad Pharaoh’ was their nemesis.
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KENT ALLARD’s elusive 1957 Lincoln Premiere, which he drove fighting crime as the Shadow , caught on a U.S. postage stamp.
Blackhawk ’s 1949 Hudson, later owned by Jack Kerouac when he was doing a lot of driving. Restored and no longer driven.
CARTER HALL is the secret identity of an extraterrestrial crime-fighting detective -- the silver-age Hawkman , who was given the keys to a souped-up Phantom Corsair as a planet-warming present.
An experimental floating fortress from the malevolent minds at Advanced Idea Mechanics .
The ghost of highwayman JAMES CRADOCK leads a cursed existence onboard a phantom train, breaking the law as the Gentleman Ghost , speeding round and round the world.
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OLIVER QUEEN and ROY HARPER chase down 1958 criminals. “Our last arrow! We’ll fire it to stop the getaway car – then end our careers as Green Arrow and Speedy !” “Yes, with our secret identities exposed, we’re uselss against criminals!” |
world’s finest #98 (dec 1958)
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Long after ALAN WELLING SCOTT, owner of the Gotham Broadcasting Co., was visited by the Green Flame of Life (‘Three times shall I flame green! First to bring death! Second to bring life! Third to bring power!’) and fought evildoers as the golden-age Green Lantern , he would continue to drive his trusted 1939 Chevrolet.
Founder of a school for mutants Professor X ferries his gifted students to their first case in his Rolls Royce. “Boy! It musta taken a heap of green stamps to buy a chariot like this!” “No joking, please! Concentrate on your mission! Review your powers! Our foe is certain to be highly dangerous!”
While roaming the future, Adam Strange had time to drop by and bring a prototype gift to Bouncing Boy , which is based on a helmet, is able to teleport, and can double as a battle-suit for CHUCK TAINE, the boy with an elastic body.
To recharge his pyro-suit, GARFIELD LYNNS simply hooks up to his Plymouth Barracuda’s enhanced batteries, and wait a bit. Then he will be ready, as the Human Firefly , to unleash another color crimewave based on the rainbow.
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A U.S. postage stamp was issued to immortalize TED GRANT’s ride when he’s fighting crime as Wildcat .
Brainiac 5 had a phase where he only built bikes, and came up with this bi-directional one-speed for LUORNU DURGO TAINE, aka Duo Damsel , so as to complement her super-power.
Wealthy socialite WESLEY DODDS had a weakness for cars and a taste for danger. Good enough reasons to imperil a 1935 Bugatti Aerolithe by taking it out, as the Sandman , to strike terror among wrongdoers: “There is no land beyond the law, where tyrants rule wigh unshakable power! It’s but a dream from which the evil wake to face their fate … their terrifying hour!”
This two-wheeled wonder is a gift from Brainiac 5, an experimental bike that will allow LANA LANG to apply 30th century technology to her 20th century life. Fiddling around with the teleport-time feature while biking through countryside, Lana managed to trade bodies with all the bugs in a nearby field, and for a spell became the Insect Queen .
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detective comics #233 (july 1956)
Socialite KATHY KANE, in her first appearance as a masked crimefighter, is ahead of the Batmobile on her Batbike. “Hurry, Batman – the Batwoman is beating us on this mission!”
Keys for this experimental car, designed by Stark Industries, were given to blind MATT MURDOCK, adding comfort to his forays into existential evil as the Daredevil .
SAMUEL JOSEPH SCUDDER drove this solar-lab on wheels, in his first apperance in The Flash #105 as ‘The Mirror Master ’.
When a lightning bolt entered and never left RORY REGAN, his only way to live was to be wrapped head to toe in mystical bandages; an unforgiving consequence had trapped the bolt, and caused a transformation in its host to become Ragman , the tatterdemalion of justice, who lives in a van.
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When LANCELOT STRONG became the second Shield , the crime-fighter drove a 1970 AMC Rebel for a short period, until its color motif gave him away to every bad actor from blocks around.
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Aurora model kit for the ‘Black Beauty’, a modified 1965 Chrysler featuring a 413 engine. BRUCE LEE was often behind the wheels, taking BRITT REID, masked as the Green Hornet , to fight crime as his sideman Kato , ready to judo.
Sowing feline felony in Gotham City with her Cat Mobile, SELINA KYLE leads a lawless life as the Catwoman .
Indignant townfolk surround and barricade the darling-but-deadly Cadillac from obeying remote commands by WINSLOW SCHOTT to come pick him up, ready to go out as the Toyman , to try again and, this time, best Doll Man and Doll Girl.
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Joker has jumped into his seldom driven Joker Mobile and is rushing down a crowded street to track down a double-crossing mobster.
“The whole job – the safe-cracking, the getaway - all bear the stamp of Dink Devers! The cops think he died – but he’s right here in town, at the Blake Hotel! Ha-HA-HA!” “Gosh, Joker – I bet you’re right!”
Scientist RAY PALMER paused his work inro coding the nucleus when an inheritance arrived: a Ferrari 375 Plus, one of four built. Needing wheels to get around as the silver-age Atom , whose super-power was to shrink, Ray tried to apply that power to his car, and drive down to the quantum realm in comfort.
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Parked on a cloud, the Ghost Patrol are listless and bored ... “Ho Hum! Another quiet day. Nothing doing on our sector of earth lately.” “Strange! This is usually the most troublesome of the planets!” “What’s that ahead? Why – it’s a horse!”
King T’CHALLA of Wakanda left his jeep for twenty minutes, enough time to accomplish a heads-down mission as the Black Panther .
A “fire” truck, designed by Stark Industries to house JIM HAMMOND, the name given to an android spawned by Prof. Phineas T. Horton; Jim fought crime as the golden-age Human Torch . The truck was repurposed by General Motors after the war, and given the name of Futurliner.
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